The bad news is you’ve missed it! A piece of wood shaped like the Virgin Mary’s ear recently sold on eBay for $5.50 after receiving 2 bids. I’m not sure how they knew what the Virgin Mary’s original ear looked like but two people obviously thought they were on to a good thing!

Another “must have” item recently auctioned was a medieval leather armour suit. The good news on this item is that due to some inexplicable reason this item did not sell and can be bought in the seller’s eBay shop. It’s being offered at a 48% discount so hurry while stocks last! The seller states that it provides extra protection for the mean streets or the subway.

Another chance lost. A haunted ring went for $1.29 after a titanic battle between two bidders (they each bid once!). This stunning blue ring supposedly brings visions of ghosts. What a lost opportunity for Halloween!

If you are having trouble getting around then you have just missed the perfect solution. An antique 1800s prosthetic leg made from wrought steel and wood. Bidding was fierce for this item and after 11 bids the winner paid $108.85. If you happen to have one of these in your attic, dust it off and shake a leg!

Unfortunately for the discerning male buyer eBay recently removed the rock shaped like a lady’s private parts. Where do people find these things?!

Another “must have” auction, a lady found a violin hidden in the crawl space beneath her house and says that after she found it weird things began to happen. Her dog died. Three stray cats died. Light bulbs and windows shattered. She heard strange noises at night. She says she wants to be free of this evil violin. With a description like that I can’t understand why people weren’t fighting over this item. I wonder if the postman would have survived the delivery!

Ever wanted your own piece of Heaven? Well, now you can buy one square inch of Hawaiian land. The seller really tries the hard sell by pointing out that although this land is covered in lava if there is another eruption your real estate could grow!

One for the office! Do you have the same problem office workers all over the world face? If you put your pen down for more than two seconds it disappears. The solution is at hand – an electric shock pen! This will make them keep their hands off your bits and pieces!

Keep checking out the eBay listings. You never know what gems are out there until you look!